Wednesday, August 12, 2009
kuttappan story
One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, " Son why are you late from school?". Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his face. His dad told him Mone (son) This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, " Why are you late?" "Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments", Splatt Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot. " No dad honest I went for the movie Sex Queen." Shame on you son when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things." Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot. Hearing all this, Kuttappans mother comes walking out of the kitchen saying, "Athu pinne enginnenaa, ningalude monealle?" ( After all he is your son, he will be like you), to which the robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on Kuttappans mothers face.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
The Corn Story
There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning CORN. Each year he entered his CORN in the state fair where it won honour and prizes.
Once a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbours'."How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbours when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.
"Why sir, "said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbours grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn."
The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbour's corn also improves. So it is in the other dimensions! Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbours and colleagues to be at peace. Those who choose to live well must help others to live well.
Success does not happen in isolation. It is very often a participative and collective process.
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas
Once a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbours'."How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbours when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.
"Why sir, "said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbours grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn."
The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbour's corn also improves. So it is in the other dimensions! Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbours and colleagues to be at peace. Those who choose to live well must help others to live well.
Success does not happen in isolation. It is very often a participative and collective process.
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas
Friday, March 14, 2008
something!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every grass must have dew &
Every person in this world must have
A friend like u...............
Every person in this world must have
A friend like u...............
Sunday, March 9, 2008
one quote!!!!!!!!!!
One beutiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces....One honest wish of sweet friend is stronger than thousand gods blessings.
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Joke of the week
Really Great guys
A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the
first
day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce
themselves
with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first". Boys start giving their
intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the
Bathtub".
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In
fact,
we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially
a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next".
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the
bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of
supporting
a friend. Ok next".
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next".
This continues...
And the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see Bubble in
the
bathtub".
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach
un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please."
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds".
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next".
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes".
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweet Girl; Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class gets up:
"Ma'am, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times
a
day"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
first
day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce
themselves
with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first". Boys start giving their
intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the
Bathtub".
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In
fact,
we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially
a child in each of us. So it's ok John. Yes next".
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the
bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of
supporting
a friend. Ok next".
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub".
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next".
This continues...
And the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see Bubble in
the
bathtub".
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach
un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please."
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds".
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next".
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes".
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweet Girl; Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class gets up:
"Ma'am, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times
a
day"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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